Saturday, July 22, 2006

Ever Wonder?

Why is bottled lemon juice made with artificial flavor when dishwashing liquid is "made with real lemons"?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why do we have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why don't they make the whole planes out of the same stuff they make those indestructible "black box" units out of?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If Moses were here, would George W. catch on fire?

Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

Since dogs seem to love to eat it whenever possible, why don't they make poop flavored dog food?